What’s in My Refrigerator

1 half-gallon Apple & Eve apple juice
1 half-gallon Apple & Eve white grape juice
8 quarts Gatorade fruit punch
1 quart Bolthouse Farms strawberry-banana fruit smoothie
1 quart Bolthouse Farms carrot apple passion fruit
1 quart grape Juicy Juice
1 pint Naked green medicine superfood juice smoothie
1 pint Naked bare breeze watermelon chill
1 pint 365-brand nutrient-enhanced Tropical Punch Power
1 pint 365-brand nutrient-enhanced Raspberry Renew
1 six-pack chocolate Boost Ensure
1 quart chocolate Silk Soymilk

3 half-gallon bottles 365-brand electrolyte-enhanced water
2 pints coconut O-water infused with electrolytes

1 quart Soy Dream vanilla-fudge swirl
1 pint Purely Decadent dairy-free so very strawberry frozen dessert
2 twelve-pack Jello-O chocolate-vanilla pudding pops
3 So Delicious dairy-free creamy raspberry pops
3 Wise Acre Frostea Honey Love mini-pops
1 Wise Acre Frostbite Cool Your Jets mini-pop
6 cups Lindy’s strawberry-watermelon Italian ice

2 four-packs Zen Soy banana pudding
1 four-pack Zen Soy chocolate-vanilla pudding

7 eight-ounce cups of Whole Soy & Co. peach yogurt

1 jar Earth’s Best organic rice and lentil dinner baby food
1 jar Earth’s Best organic summer vegetable dinner baby food
1 jar Earth’s Best organic vegetable turkey dinner baby food
1 two-pack Gerber’s green beans baby food
1 two-pack Gerber’s peas baby food
1 two-pack Gerber’s carrots baby food
1 two-pack Gerber’s sweet potatoes baby food
1 two-pack Gerber’s squash baby food
1 two-pack Gerber’s banana baby food

1 six-pack Shaw’s unsweetened natural applesauce
1 six-pack Mott’s pear applesauce
1 six-pack Mott’s mango and peach applesauce
1 six-pack Mott’s strawberry-banana applesauce

1 can Wolfgang Puck’s organic creamy butternut squash soup

6 eggs

1 eight-pack Nature's Path organic instant optimum-power hot oatmeal

1 bag ice chips

I’m getting my tonsils out on Tuesday. I think I’m ready.